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I watched a few more videos after his, but the others couldn’t compare. Then I realized I had spent a half hour watching celebrities read tweets. My time is precious. If  I am going to spend it on videos, they should at least show some of what those tweets describe!

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I have spent the last couple of weeks binge watching The Walking Dead and I am still not caught up. I am almost at Rick’s final episode and I am already feeling disappointed. In all this time, he has been the closest thing Daryl has had to a real love interest. I don’t understand the people wanting to ship him and Carol, and Beth died before they ever even kissed. I’m convinced his heart has belonged to Rick this whole time, and maybe part of the tension between them right now isn’t about the handling of Negan, but instead about how they haven’t been handling each other. I would pay good money to watch those two finally give in and fuck.

As for me, I would never fuck Daryl because he always looks filthy. However, I have fantasized about him plundering me in the woods and I quite enjoyed it. If my dick had to go in one of their asses it would be Rick’s for sure. Yes, he gets grimey too, but he also cleans up nicely when given the opportunity.

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